Hekate's Terch

I am Don, destroyer of waffles and lord of the parking lot. I have battled through a half a century of chaos and stupidity to be here, and I want to blast loud music like a Viking war horn for all the people to hear!

 

Shatter the heavens, part the veil, transcend to greater levels of metal and rock!

 

Join us in our glory, regail and lament those who miss this opportunity!